Brit’s Elle Magazine Mess

This sounds like a vicious rumour, but I’ll fill ya’ll in anyway – just so you know the facts when defending her at parties…

According to NUMEROUS REPORTS Britney recently had a photoshoot with Elle Magazine and things didn’t go down very well. A source tells Page 6:
“They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes - and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty.”

Still, it’s better than the 2007 OK Magazine fiasco:
She apparently wiped greasy fried chicken all over an Alisha Levine couture dress, and then her pooch did the nasty on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown. All this inbetween repeated bathroom breaks with the door open and then running out after just four shots – still wearing $14,000 worth of borrowed clothing.

Baby steps, Brit.

PS This really must be bullshit, who forgets their period?!

UPDATE:
Although it’s not fully reliable, this kinda confirms what I thought to start with.
An anonymous comment on X17 said the following:
“yeah im pretty sure this is not true seeing that i was there. since she is doing well now people are just simply making things up. she was a pleasure to work with on set that day and i think the pictures will prove it.”

Brit's Gay Fragrance

Britney will soon be graced with an award at the 2009 NewNowNext Awards. In celebration she filmed this short parody advert for the show where she promotes Mo, a new perfume specifically for gay men. Watch as she announces:

“Just one spray, and the gays will come your way!”

Alternatively, click here for YouTube link.

Brit’s Boys Get Chaotic

Hold those boys back!

According to new reports, Britney’s sons are ALREADY quite the trouble-makers. Sean Preston and Jayden James have been accused of ‘trashing’ a hotel room in Uncasville, Connecticut.

A Mohegan Sun Resort & Casino employee blabbed to gossip columnist Shelby Loosch, claiming the kiddies “pulled down the silk drapes and broke an expensive vase in the living room” while mama Brit was in town on her Circus tour. They also supposedly drew all over the $2,000-a-night walls. Boys will be boys.

She added, “One of the boys messed in his pants while in the pool - leaving other swimmers horrified.”

Wanna be crazy we can show ‘em…

Rumoured Radar Director

UK-based director Neil Gorringe has sparked rumours of a possible merge between him and Brit for her 'Radar' music video with the above Facebook status. It would be such a bad combination either, with Gorringer having directed the deep yet sexy trailers for UK drama series Skins. Perhaps they'll film it in London between B's O2 Arena shows.

BreatheHeavy Update

Good Luck, Jordan!

Sweet Smell Of Success

The UK’s Herald is reporting that in the past 12 months Britney has dominated the celebrity fragrance market accounting for 34% of it. Other celebs on the list are Sarah Jessica Parker at 16% and Jade Goody at 14%. Bad news for ‘glamour model’ Katie Price (aka Jordan): her ‘Stunning’ only accounted for 0.37% of sales.

Congrats, Brit! What's next ;-D

Kevin Needs More Cash

Despite the $40 000 he receives EVERY MONTH courtesy of Britney, and the $2 million he made from the sale of their (Brit’s) Malibu home – new reports claim Kevin Federline can’t maintain his current lifestyle.

According to the National Enquirer he spends $2000 a month on food, $1500 a month on utilities, $2800 a month on a nanny for the couple’s two sons and $3000 a month on bodyguards. He also has a bar which costs $800 a month to keep fully stocked. On top of that add $7500 he spends a month to rent his 5 bedroom house in Tarzana.

Britney should also be happy to know that her money is going to some good causes too: K-Fed pays his ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson’s household bills every month, and he’s poured tens of thousands of dollars into cutting his second album.

To try and make up for his excessive lifestyle CHOICES, Kevin is set to move from Tarzana to the less expensive area of Chatsworth. I suddenly feel so sad that he has to downscale – he’s worked, and continues to work so hard for his money!

PS That hair and belly combo is super sexy Kev ;-)

Jason Drives Britney

X17 reports that on Saturday May 9th Britney’s TV agent Jason Trawick drove her around L.A. According to them, the two drove for over two hours without stopping once. Britney, if you’re hoping to squash any more romance rumours between the two of you – this ain’t the way to do it!

Britney Heads Home

Britney returned home to Los Angeles on Friday afternoon via, what else, a private jet. X17 managed to snap this shitty picture – but it’s all we got. She then DROVE HERSELF HOME! Woah, Jamie must have been napping there. Check out the video of Brit dancing to music while stuck in traffic below. She’ll be home for a month before flying off for the 2nd leg of her Circus tour, in Europe! Enjoy the time off, B!

Britney's Fourth Single Is...

Britney just announced via Facebook that the official fourth single off Circus is:

RADAR!
I really like the song and I'm sure it's gonna do well, but in all honesty it's a Blackout track. No-one knows why it's even on the Circus album in the first place. I feel she should have gone with something a little more deep and a little out of the ordinary for her - like Unusual You. What do you think of Brit and her management's choice?
She best do a SICK video to go along with it.

Britney recently Twittered to all her fans:

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What Britney Wants, Britney Gets?

The United States leg of Britney’s ‘Circus’ tour is over, and in June she’ll be travelling across the ocean to the UK. Her first stop is London’s O2 Arena, where she’ll be playing for 8 consecutive shows on her way across the rest Europe.

According to CBS News, a hotel employee has apparently revealed her wish list at London’s Dorchester Hotel, so here it is:

• A room that has "never" been smoked in at all
• Humidifiers in all areas
• A selection of the latest magazines
• A fresh selection of flowers that she will then arrange herself
• DVDs of her favourite Marilyn Monroe movies
• Books. Ideally, topical chick lit novels
• Lighting must be 100 watt bulbs - no low lighting
• Running routes for nearby Hyde Park. Also, horse-riding opportunities
• A list of different routes to the venue from the hotel to keep the paparazzi at bay

The snitch carried on to say that Brit will be bringing her own pillows and that security must sleep outside her room. She’s known to check in under various names, including Sugar Kane – a reference to the character in the Monroe classic ‘Some Like It Hot’. She will most likely be doing a private tour of Kensington Palace, former home of one of her icons Princess Diana. According to a source, Brit carries with her a picture of Diana and Marilyn at all times as she thinks of them as strong, powerful women.

Connecticut Concert Drama: Update

By now we all know about Kyle King, the crazy kid that jumped on stage with Brit Brit during her ‘Womanizer’ finale the other night. Since then he has e-mailed BreatheHeavy owner Jordan Miller with his photo, Perez Hilton with photo’s and his side of the story, and probably many more. Jordan published the photo only, Perez didn’t think he was even worth that much – and good for them. Thankfully for him, Access Hollywood decided to pick up the story and run with it. Here's what he had to say...

I’m sure many of you want to know exactly what Britney was saying when he confronted her as you can’t hear anything on the videos – well you’re gonna keep on wondering as King vaguely states: “I think it was kind of screaming, ‘Oh my god! Oh my god!’”

Regarding what happened after the incident as well as reports of jail, intoxication and being unruly, Kyle says:
“I was arrested. I was taken downstairs to a holding cell at the concert, but I didn’t actually go to a jail. As far as me being drunk, I wasn’t drunk at all. They didn’t even ask me if I was drunk because I obviously wasn’t and was completely cooperative.”

Despite all the drama, King makes sure to state that he wouldn’t change a thing – and why would he?! Quote: “It’s really not that big of a deal. I think it’s being blown out of proportion. Do I regret it? Not at all. I’d do it again.”

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Access Hollywood Clip:


Womanizer - Alternate Angle (Around 3.12 mark):

Connecticut Concert Drama

Some MAJOR dramz went down this past Saturday at Brit Brit’s Uncasville, Connecticut show. Firstly, during Get Naked, B had a small hiccup as she slipped on stage – but it was pretty unnoticeable as she was behind a prop and got up really quickly. Nothing in comparison to her fall during 2001's Dream Within A Dream tour!

As if that wasn’t enough for one night, during ‘Womanizer’ some crazy fan jumped on stage and attempted to DANCE WITH BRITNEY! As you can imagine Britney freaked out, screaming and shaking, before the guy was pulled off stage. Police say they arrested 20 year old Kyle King who had been drinking and was “highly uncooperative”. He was arrested for breach of peace and interfering with police and released on $250 bond. Click the picture of the idiot with Brit's assistant Brett before the incident to enlarge. He's quite a cutie actually. Check out the videos below, including last month's hair extension rip and Brit’s DWAD fall from 2001 – just for shits and giggles…

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Womanizer (with crazy fan):


Get Naked Slip [Around 1.15 mark] (2009):


...Baby One More Time Slip (2001):


Touch Of My Hand (Hair Extensions):

Tony Hawk Listens To Circus

Pro-skater Tony Hawk made a pretty boring Twitter the other day about his Bugatti Veyron car – bragging about it’s 253mph top speed and $1.5 million price tag. Yawn. Wait… Hold on there… He posted a picture of the driver’s seat and what do you know – seems he blasts Britney’s Circus CD while cruising through the streets. Nice!